Best babysitters

Best babysitters

JOB POSTING:

Seeking

I am looking for young men in need of cash to become a babysitter for my very active son. I am a busy man and enjoy my alone time, and without a partner, I am in need of a few extra firm hands to help me out.

Job requirements

My son is a very active child, and the little shit gets into everything. He demands constant attention and needs constant supervision. He will try to run away from you, hide from you, and avoid you - but don’t worry; he loves attention from big adult males.

In addition to watching my son and keeping him busy, you will be expected to be comfortable giving him baths, as he has a tendency to get VERY dirty. He doesn’t need much food, but I do expect all of his babysitters to whip up at least a few high-protein meals and snacks throughout the course of their shift. He is disgusting and will eat almost anything, but he likes to make a big show of being grossed out. Just ignore that behaviour.

Other than that, your main job is to just make sure he is constantly doing something until Dad gets home.

Your requirements

My son is not allowed around women and prefers a strong male presence. Therefore, you need to be large, muscular, and self-centered. Physical force and brutality are, unfortunately, required often for a child like this, so you need to be comfortable using your full strength on someone a quarter of your size.

Payment

Payment can be discussed after you’ve met my son. You may want to look at him and his abilities before you decide what you want in return.

I tell all my babysitters not to listen to my son’s complaints, like when he says the bath tub isn’t big enough for him and a grown man. Simply not true - he just has to get nice and cozy!

when it comes to babysitters, a bad influence is best

I like my son to be clean, at least physically. That’s why I require all of his babysitters to give him at least one bath every time they come over. Usually I find out they get wet too.

It’s a bad sign when my babysitters show up hungover. Bad for my son that is.

While many kids will be ok with one babysitter, if you are leaving for a while or if your son is particularly rambunctious, it’s ok to hire two or three or seventeen babysitters to keep an eye on him.

Though babysitters can often be competitive, and having more than one usually tuckers the kids out pretty quick, they often find a way to work together to make sure everyone has fun. Everyone except your son, that is.

I encourage my babysitters to help my son try new things! And they never let his restrictive undies get in the way.

I have no problem when my babysitter wants to have his boyfriends over.