A Pimpr Problem

A Pimpr Problem One of the most annoying issues on Grindr and other similar apps is the ways guys misrepresent their looks or age. Often, you’ll show up to a man who looks nothing like his picture. On Pimpr, there is a similar issue. Not with looks or age though - most boy sluts don’t give two shits about how the man looks, as long as he’s got a cock attached to him. And for those less willing boy prostiutes - well, their customer base isn’t really theirs to choose from, and most horny dads don’t give a shit about appearance as much either.No, on Pimpr, what men lie about is their cock size. You’ll ask them how big they are, letting them know your son is still new to the game or virginal, and they’ll give you a response that says “7.5 ;)”But when you show up, you realize that 7.5 must have been in reference to girth, or else the guys are suspiciously bad at math. Because they’ll whip out their cock, and like most pedo pieces of meat, they’ll be unbelievably massive.But they know, you’ve already come all this way…You really need that cash…This happens so often on Pimpr because it’s a tactic that works 100% of the time. A Pimpr Problem

One of the most annoying issues on Grindr and other similar apps is the ways guys misrepresent their looks or age. Often, you’ll show up to a man who looks nothing like his picture.

On Pimpr, there is a similar issue. Not with looks or age though - most boy sluts don’t give two shits about how the man looks, as long as he’s got a cock attached to him. And for those less willing boy prostiutes - well, their customer base isn’t really theirs to choose from, and most horny dads don’t give a shit about appearance as much either.

No, on Pimpr, what men lie about is their cock size. You’ll ask them how big they are, letting them know your son is still new to the game or virginal, and they’ll give you a response that says “7.5 ;)”

But when you show up, you realize that 7.5 must have been in reference to girth, or else the guys are suspiciously bad at math. Because they’ll whip out their cock, and like most pedo pieces of meat, they’ll be unbelievably massive.

But they know, you’ve already come all this way…

You really need that cash…

This happens so often on Pimpr because it’s a tactic that works 100% of the time.